Category Archives: Misc

Angrrs: Colts draft an actual QB and decide to move Richardson to full-time RB in a wildcat offence Wolves: Jerry Jones and Dak get into a fight, Cooper Rush is promoted to starter and Lamb is forced to continue to catch passes seemingly intended for the other team Cheeks: Bijan moves to LA and takesContinue reading “Worst Case Off-Season for Each Team”

Round 1 Hit: K. Walker (P2) – Voldemorts Kenneth is the RB11 in the NFL after 8 weeks, and that’s even after missing 2 games and putting up a dud in Week 8. At 24 years old he’s reaching the peak age for an NFL RB and will likely command a draft pick from aContinue reading “Hits and Misses of the BAFFL Draft – Mid-year Edition”

Ah, the sweet, mystifying saga of the Hibiscus Battle Hogz GM. If fantasy football had an award for “Most Entertainingly Poor Decision-Making,” this guy would be giving an acceptance speech faster than you can say, “Why did he trade Jalen Hurts?” Let’s rewind to the BAFFL keeper selection meeting, where dreams are made, and, asContinue reading “BAFFL Chronicles: The Tragic Comedy of the Hibiscus Battle Hogz GM”

The Lords of the Valley are off to a commanding 3-1 start, sending shockwaves through BAFFL. Nestled in the most remote and inaccessible corner of the league, teams dread making the arduous journey to The Valley. With a population so small the town isn’t even on Google Maps, opponents have to travel hours through windingContinue reading “The Lords have Risen: Off to a 3-1 Start, but is Trouble Brewing?”

In the storied halls of the BAFFL group chat, there exists a unique figure who claims to have the pulse of the entire league under his watchful eye: The Oracle. Or so he’d have us believe. This General Manager, we’ll call him sounds like “Miss Hotstove” for now (in case he’s tracking this article inContinue reading “BAFFL Insider: The Rise and (Potential) Fall of The League’s “Nostradamus””

It was an eventful week 1 in BAFFL that brought pre-snap FAAB spending, a YUGE upset causing a SPP bloodbath and many matchups coming down to the wire. Some managers are already starting to panic, while others are feeling bricked up about their team. There is no shortage of drama and speculation and your boy,Continue reading “Spilling the Tea with Adumb Chefturd”

BAFFL Nation – it’s that time of year again! Summer is in full swing, the Cleveland Browns are reporting for training camp, and BAFFL GMs from Pepsiland all the way to Braeside are beginning to prepare for the season in between mango-ritas and donuts. As many readers will know, the league is looking into theContinue reading “A Trip Down BAFFL Memory Lane”

It’s a new year in BAFFL and the Sharks would like to start things off on the right foot, and put old rivalries and hostilities to bed. Congratulations to the Hibiscus Battle Hogz on their week one win! In years past, the Sharks would have spent the entire offseason talking about what a terrible squadContinue reading “Turning Over a New Leaf”

To our loyal fans, sponsors, and fellow GMs: A lot of rumours have been swirling around the first overall draft pick and who the sharks will take with our selection. As an organization, we strive to keep our decision making process in house and avoid information getting leaked out to the media. Unfortunately, it seemsContinue reading “Statement from Sharks GM”

Yes, yes no change committee – I get it BAFFL is perfect and shouldn’t ever be changed: Without change, we’d still be tracking stats in an excel spreadsheet and checking our league mates homework. Change can be good friends, and can make the game more enjoyable for everyone. With that said, this post is notContinue reading “Other Ideas for League Improvement“