Angrrs: Colts draft an actual QB and decide to move Richardson to full-time RB in a wildcat offence Wolves: Jerry Jones and Dak get into a fight, Cooper Rush is promoted to starter and Lamb is forced to continue to catch passes seemingly intended for the other team Cheeks: Bijan moves to LA and takesContinue reading “Worst Case Off-Season for Each Team”
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Hits and Misses of the BAFFL Draft – Mid-year Edition
Round 1 Hit: K. Walker (P2) – Voldemorts Kenneth is the RB11 in the NFL after 8 weeks, and that’s even after missing 2 games and putting up a dud in Week 8. At 24 years old he’s reaching the peak age for an NFL RB and will likely command a draft pick from aContinue reading “Hits and Misses of the BAFFL Draft – Mid-year Edition”
BAFFL Chronicles: The Tragic Comedy of the Hibiscus Battle Hogz GM
Ah, the sweet, mystifying saga of the Hibiscus Battle Hogz GM. If fantasy football had an award for “Most Entertainingly Poor Decision-Making,” this guy would be giving an acceptance speech faster than you can say, “Why did he trade Jalen Hurts?” Let’s rewind to the BAFFL keeper selection meeting, where dreams are made, and, asContinue reading “BAFFL Chronicles: The Tragic Comedy of the Hibiscus Battle Hogz GM”
The Lords have Risen: Off to a 3-1 Start, but is Trouble Brewing?
The Lords of the Valley are off to a commanding 3-1 start, sending shockwaves through BAFFL. Nestled in the most remote and inaccessible corner of the league, teams dread making the arduous journey to The Valley. With a population so small the town isn’t even on Google Maps, opponents have to travel hours through windingContinue reading “The Lords have Risen: Off to a 3-1 Start, but is Trouble Brewing?”
Week 3 Power Rankings
What a wild week of fantasy football we just witnessed. Proving why BAFFL is the greatest league in the world, the powerhouse undefeated savant Angry Birds went down to last week’s #14 Mystics. The Crickets are now 3-0 and a heavy favourite against the Hogz. Up is down, left is right, and I have noContinue reading “Week 3 Power Rankings”
BAFFL Insider: The Rise and (Potential) Fall of The League’s “Nostradamus”
In the storied halls of the BAFFL group chat, there exists a unique figure who claims to have the pulse of the entire league under his watchful eye: The Oracle. Or so he’d have us believe. This General Manager, we’ll call him sounds like “Miss Hotstove” for now (in case he’s tracking this article inContinue reading “BAFFL Insider: The Rise and (Potential) Fall of The League’s “Nostradamus””
Week 2 Power Rankings
Before getting into the rankings, I just gotta say – this week was tough. Injuries have shaken up the dynamics of the league, and from where I sit there are like 2-3 good teams, a bunch of mediocre teams, and a few truly horrible rosters. The rankings could have some wild swings in the 10-4Continue reading “Week 2 Power Rankings”
Week 1 Power Rankings
14. Crickets 1-0 (-) Yes, they won a game. Saquon had a monster showing week 1. They had the top pickup of the week before it even started. This team is still dogshit. In their starting lineup this week: Gabe Davis, Demarcus Robinson, Jerry Jeudy. The crickets got lucky week 1 – combination of theirContinue reading “Week 1 Power Rankings”
Spilling the Tea with Adumb Chefturd
It was an eventful week 1 in BAFFL that brought pre-snap FAAB spending, a YUGE upset causing a SPP bloodbath and many matchups coming down to the wire. Some managers are already starting to panic, while others are feeling bricked up about their team. There is no shortage of drama and speculation and your boy,Continue reading “Spilling the Tea with Adumb Chefturd”
Post-Draft Power Rankings
14. Crotch Crickets – Projection 3-11 No surprises here at #14 – the Crickets have completely punted on the year and seem to have embraced becoming the likely home of Chomps Gregory the Goldfish Betta Fish. Traded away a top 3 WR, didn’t pick until the 5th round, and it shows looking at the roster.Continue reading “Post-Draft Power Rankings”
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