Angrrs: Colts draft an actual QB and decide to move Richardson to full-time RB in a wildcat offence
Wolves: Jerry Jones and Dak get into a fight, Cooper Rush is promoted to starter and Lamb is forced to continue to catch passes seemingly intended for the other team
Cheeks: Bijan moves to LA and takes up acting/selling mustard as a full time career
Crickets: Hurts starts to feel the negative effects of too many tush pushes leading to the return of Carson Wentz
Tornadoes: Jefferson decides to join the Eagles after reading a heartfelt message from some young fans from Ottawa, but mends up having to catch passes from Carson Wentz
Mystics: Tee Higgins leaves the Bengals. Burrow still targets Chase 20+ times a game despite being quadruple teamed on every play.
Sharks: The negativity surrounding the Jets franchise leads Breece Hall into a further regression. He then leaves to New Zealand to find himself and ends up as a Rugby superstar.
Voldys: Mixon embraces his inner Texan but gets caught up in another off-season gun related incident
Tooners: Derrick Henry finally feels the effects of being 30 (unlikely)
BIG GUYs: Watches too many Boise State highlights and trades both of his keepers on draft day for the first overall pick
Dawgpound: Snake eats its’ own tail: Davante Adams gets traded to the Jaguars to help develop the young sophomore Brian Robinson Jr.
Karps: CMC decides that walking after the age of 40 is important to him
Lords: Spends the off-season making ludicrous trade offers instead of looking at his family calendar and misses the draft again. Back in the fish bowl in 2025.
Hogz: Trades the 1st overall pick and drafts Kenneth Walker and Olave in the first round
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