September 29th, 2020

A real headscratcher of a trade is being reported between the Farrhaven Fuccbois and the Caserta Bandaids.

The reported deal is:

To Fuccbois – Julio Jones, Mike Geisicki and a 2nd round pick

To Bandaids – Antonio Gibson and Malcolm Brown

Where to begin with this one? Bandaids GM Conde continues his streak of bizarre trades, shipping away franchise legend Julio Jones for a third string running back and a “starting” runningback for the Washington Football team. That trade would be questionable on its own, but to throw in a second round pick? Conde has truly outdone himself this time. The man’s franchise has been in “rebuilding” mode for several years now – but apparently Conde missed the GM class where you learn that keeping your draft picks is kind of important for a rebuild. The man is either drunk, a sleeper agent for another team, or worse – a Washington Football team fan.

If not for the disgrace that is the Minoterie BIG GUYS the band-aids would be a surefire contender to bring home chomps this year, and many years to come.

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